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Monsters Beware

John G. Hartness

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Cross Larry the Cable Guy with The Dresden Files, and you have Bubba the Monster HunterReminds be a bit of Ash from Army of DarknessHartness spins another tale of redneck mayhem full of his usual sarcastic humor.Hes big, hes bad and hes hereMoreCross Larry the Cable Guy with The Dresden Files, and you have Bubba the Monster HunterReminds be a bit of Ash from Army of DarknessHartness spins another tale of redneck mayhem full of his usual sarcastic humor.Hes big, hes bad and hes here to save the day. From the author of The Black Knight Chronicles comes a new series of supernatural comedy with a Johnny Cash soundtrack and a Kevin Smith twist. The first collected edition of Bubba the Monster Hunter stories features the three Bs of fine literature - beer, boobs and blood. Add the fourth B for Bubba and youve got a rollicking good time!Meet Bubba the Monster Hunter, a 65 340-pound hero for the working man. If it goes bump in the night, Bubball kill it. Vampires, Zombies, Ghouls, Werewolves, Ghosts, Witches, Warlocks, whatever. If it can be shot, hell shoot it. If it can be hit, hell hit it. And if theres a payday involved, hes on the case.Voodoo Children -In this first Bubba the Monster Hunter story, everybodys favorite redneck is chasing zombies through the hills of Tennessee. Follow Bubba through beer joints, strip clubs and graveyards as he and his best helper Bertha (a .50 Desert Eagle Pistol) make sure that whats dead, stays dead.Ballet of Blood -Hes back and badder than ever. Bubba the Monster Hunter returns in the hilarious follow-up to Voodoo Children. In Ballet of Blood, Bubba has to investigate a mysterious touring dance troupe that of course turns out to be more than he expected.Bubba, backed up as always by the hilarious Skeeter, has to make do with his wits and what weapons he can find backstage at a theatre to get out of his most dangerous adventure yet.Ho-Ho-Homicide -Bubbas back and this time hes in costume! Everybodys favorite redneck monster hunter goes undercover as a mall Santa to get to the bottom of a series of mysterious murders. Along the way he encounters snotty kids, annoying mothers, a smokin hot elf, the spirit of Christmas and a tribe of fairies that would rather make war than toys!Tassels of Terror -Bubbas back, and this time its personal! A mysterious fire destroyed a topless club in South Carolina, and Bubba must get to the bottom of the mystery and rescue a missing stripper before more bloodshed ensues. A timeless story of love and pole dancers by the author of Voodoo Children and Ho-Ho-Homicide.This collection also features a pair of John Hartness short stories never before available for purchase!